'Twas the night before V--...
Yeah, I can't carry that one through.
So, yesterday was the Budweiser Shootout, a.k.a. the official return of NASCAR. Hurray! Dale Earnhardt Jr. drew the pole for Saturday night's race, and was having a great night until...Smith got into Carl Edwards, who then clipped Dale. Night over. Boo!
***On the very bright side--Dale won the pole for the upcoming Daytona 500!!!! Hurray!***
Food Drama: Yesterday, I ordered Chinese food. My favorite part of the meal? Fortune cookie time!!
Well, I had 3 fortune cookies. 2 of them were the exact same: "You and your wife will be happy in your life together."
Fantastic.
Two totally inapplicable fortunes for several reasons: 1. Wrong sex; 2. I'm not someone's wife or anything of the like, so I can't stretch it in any possible way to make it fit; and 3. I don't recall ever seeing a marriage fortune, much less two of the same thing--highly inappropriate fortunes right before the-day-that-must-not-be-named.
Result: My dad's getting them, since he and my mom fit said fortunes perfectly.
The 3rd fortune did offer a tiny bit of hope: "All your hard work will soon pay off." Here's hoping. Think I'll keep this one.
Next up was a boatload of fun: After watching Gone With The Wind, another kind of wind began battering my stomach something awful. The painfully unwelcome visitor then kept me in post-food hell until 8 a.m. this morning. I'm trying hard NOT to take this as a sign, but rather an unfortunate, ill-timed occurrence...one that just so happened to fall on V-Day eve. Ironic and appropriate in so many ways.
Happy V-Day Eve! *just doesn't have the same ring to it*
Bah! Humbug! *now, that works*
Your hatred is surprisingly cute.
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ReplyDeletehahahaha you always make me laugh
ReplyDeleteand i had this weird revelation type thing. just now as i was watching The Holiday (bad v-day movie. I did not take your advice and for that I am sorry)
please don't think i'm creepy.
you are the "leading lady" frisky virgin. i picture your life as this movie and it's hilarious, and even though it's awful at times, it gets better. and i'm glad you will keep us tuned. i believe your last fortune will come true :D
I hope you didn't open the fortune cookie until after dinner. It's bad luck if you open it earlier.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. I hate VD as well.
ReplyDeleteYay!! Dale Jr. got the pole!! :-D I'm eagerly anticipating Daytona next Sunday. New surface, fast track...it's gonna be one humdinger of a race!
ReplyDelete*counting down the hours until I can start buying all that discounted chocolate ;-)
Awww! Hope you're feeling better!
ReplyDeleteInteresting fortune. My favorite? "Ask your mom." Best. Fortune. Ever. lol
ReplyDeleteI hope that someone special shows up in your life when you least expect him and sweeps you off your feet. And that next year at this time you'll have a totally different feeling about V Day! Hugs!
ReplyDeleteCareful there, now. Sounds like you narrowly avoided having a "Vomit Day" for reals! :)
ReplyDeleteI love Chinese food, btw, but hate fortune cookies. I do love the fortunes where they teach you Chinese, though. Since I already speak it, it's fun having my wife struggle to read the phrases out loud and me guess what she's trying to say. :)
What kind of a stupid fortune is that, and two of them?! I would've asked for a refund.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better and can just enjoy chocolate and self-care time on Monday.
xoRobyn
I'm a fan of NASCAR, too! Well, I really was very much so, until the death of Earnhardt Sr. Now the politics and new rules and fines and such really bug me an awful lot. And I can't honestly say that that is the reason I watch it less. NASCAR-love came from my dad, and even though he's been gone for 10 whole years, it still hurts me to watch races without him. Anyhow, I still root for Dale Jr, that hottie! My family is having a party for the Daytona 500 and he's the man I'll have my eye on!
ReplyDeleteWell, Miss Virgin, let me be the first to send you a virtual Valentine Banana from the Congo, which I hope you'll pretend to eat. Bananas are good for gas if you don't eat the skin.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a wonderful "You" day today! Pamper yourself in some way. Soda of course, and maybe even a decadent confection from the nearest bakery! I ask you... Where is it written that you have to be part of a pair to enjoy a big old piece of chocolate cake! That always makes me feel better. Or, maybe a little power shopping after work? A new Marc Jacobs bag, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteWhatever you decide to do, make it all about you. I can't think of anyone who deserves it more!
Hugs,
Martha
HAPPY YOU DAY TO YOU!
ReplyDeleteand remember chocolate hearts go on sale tomorrow!
Hero: *blushes* Thank you. :)
ReplyDeleteJewels: Hugs back. :)
Lex: You are so sweet. I don't think you are creepy in the least. You totally made this day better! Thank you. :)
George: ALWAYS after the meal. ;)
Oilfield: Welcome. ;) I guess I don't need to reiterate my feelings on V-Day.
Chocolateangel: I know! I cannot wait for Daytona! I'm elated Dale won the pole and I soooooo hope he can win Daytona!!!
Ooooh, yes, you can bet I'm hittin' the chocolate sales first thing tomorrow! :)
Yvonne: Thanks--doing much better today.
J.Day: LOL--Have to agree.
Eva: I really hope so! It would certainly change my attitude towards V-Day...wouldn't that be strange? lol
David: LOL You know, you're right! Looks like V-Day almost turned the tables on me. lol
Rawknrobin: Seriously!! I couldn't believe I had two of the same sucky, mocking, inapplicable fortunes!! Blah. Oooh, yes, chocolate will be my date, especially once it goes on sale. ;)
Jenner: I was a fan of Dale Sr., as well. I will never forget that day. :( I'm so glad we have Dale Jr. He just seems like a really good guy.
Gorilla: Yummmmmmmmmmmm! :)
Martha: You are a sweetheart! You can bet the soda is a sure thing, some chocolate, too. Chocolate does bring the smiles, every time. *HUGS*
Carole: hehe, Thank you! And to you, too! Oh, I won't forget those sales--it's my favorite part of February...well, second behind the return of NASCAR. :)
Thinking of you today, darlin'.~ *hugs*
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