Thursday, February 9, 2012

Truth Is Thursday--Voldemort Headaches, Grease, & A Face-Plant



Truth Is:  Thanks to a hellish headache that took over my brain like Voldemort, I’m now backed up on e-mails. 

Truth Is:  I tripped on my computer chord and did a face-plant into my chair (thankfully, it was a soft landing).  It’s one of those things you’re super glad no one witnessed.

Truth Is:  Wish I could charge guys for saying douche-y things. 

Truth Is: Heard You’re The One That I Want from Grease on the radio the other day.  It reminded me of the time some guy said I was too much of a Sandy for him to date.  My comeback at the time was, “Well, Sandy was good enough for John Travolta, but whatever.” 

Today, I’d probably remind him that even Sandy can channel her inner sexy, pull out the black leather and red lipstick, and show that sweet can be sexy, too.  Then, I’d tell him he’s not the one that I want (maybe I’d sing it…maybe not). 

And for the record, he wasn’t a John Travolta. 

Truth Is:  I had more to say, but I’ve plum forgot.

23 comments:

  1. I've done the near face-plant onto the floor by tripping over my own two feet. Or other objects. Doesn't take much, really.

    "Too much Sandy"? He needs a head-slap from Gibbs.

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    1. LOL--It was embarrassing, but you just have to shake your head and laugh. lol

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  2. Oh that reminds me of that time I ran into a pole. A large pole, mind you. Actually "column" would more accurately describe said pole.

    "You're not the one that I wan!t Oooh oooh ooh, Honey. Not the one that want!"

    I am sorry about your headache. I know how you feel. Your evil headache and my evil cold should be friends.

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    1. Oh! Ouch! That had to have hurt. :(

      LOL--They should totally re-record that song with the "Not."

      Ugh, I hate colds, and headaches. They really are evil when they take hold. :( I hope you feel better soon. *hugs*

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  3. I wish people had to pay you for saying anything douchey or stupid or ignorant. Life would be awesome :)

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    1. Me too!!! It would go a long way to help stop the stupid. lol

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  4. I'm glad you didn't get hurt when you tripped. What's wrong with being a Sandy? Even before she puts on the cat suit and high heels she's beautiful and sweet. I think most women would be happy to be Sandy. I called Dr. X Voldemort for a while, so I was afraid -- for just a second -- that he had invaded you.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I've never minded being a Sandy. I'm thinking there are just some guys who prefer the Cha Cha, and that's okay. I promise, he didn't, but, I tell you, this headache has been as evil as Voldemort. :/

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  5. Glad you didn't get hurt!
    A few summers ago I was trying to get myself gracefully out of the hammock but instead I sort of dragged, flipped, swung myself onto the ground! So I laughed at myself and thought to myself how glad I was that no one had seen me. Later that day I got a call from my neighbour and she asked me how my bum was? Pardon? Yeah, well, my mom (83) and I (50) were looking out the window and watched you fall out of your hammock!" Sigh.

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    1. Oh no! :/ How mortifying! Totally would have been my luck, too.

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  6. I once tripped and fractured my left arm.
    So good thing it was a soft landing, glad you're okay! :)

    Would you believe me if I told you I haven't watched Grease yet? Or even Titanic?
    I DO know what happens in both of those movies, but I still feel like such a loser :P

    Good luck with those emails!

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    1. Oh, that must have hurt! :(

      You so have to watch Grease and Titanic!!! Just make sure you have a box of Kleenex for Titanic (I literally sobbed--it's truly a beautiful film).

      You're not a loser at all! Actually, it's kind-of cool. I love watching new films or shows I never watched before. :)

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  7. I'm sorry to hear that men have been saying douchy things to you, Miss Virgin. Aren't there any Southern gentleman left in your part of the world?

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    1. I think gentlemen in general are an endangered species. :/

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  8. I didn't need a computer cord to trip me up...a tiny patch of ice served the purpose!

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    1. Aww, I know, I'm so sorry. I'm glad you are okay.

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  9. I would pay money to see you sing that to him. The look on his face would be priceless. Guys can be such douche bags sometimes. They should definitely be charged. Like on New Girl.

    One time I was actually sitting in my computer chair when the top part came unscrewed and I fell backwards almost embedding the corner of the desk in the back of my head. It could've been quite the disaster.

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    1. Now, I kind-of wish I had thought of it at the time, just to see the look on his face. lol Oh, we should totally charge for guys who say douche-y things--maybe the show will start a trend (we can only hope).

      YIKES! I just had shivers reading that! I'm so glad that wasn't the disaster it could have been!

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  10. I hope you are feeling better ( headache) and I'm glad you are open about your sexuality. There's nothing wrong about being a virgin or a Sandy! Come on...she rocks!

    So just don't pay attention to those guys. I'm sure you will find someone who respects you and loves you just as you are. And don't be shaking your head saying......No I won't, you are just saying that.

    I am not. I am sure you will! And yes, gentlemen in general are an endangered species, but there is one for you out there!

    Keep posting!

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    1. Awwwww, thank you so much! I really cannot tell you how much comments like yours mean to me. I promise to stay a Sandy and not lose hope that he is out there, somewhere. Many hugs to you. :)

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    2. Well I'm sure everyone here is cheering for you. We all want you to be okay!

      Oh and by the way....next time you have those terrible headaches drink some tea! Rosehip tea is quite good! If you drink it on a regular basis it will ease headaches, dizziness and stress!

      It is also good to boost the immune system or treat digestive disorders, which is my case! I hope you like it!

      http://www.therighttea.com/rosehip-tea.html

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  11. Like you I'm behind on emails too. Though the reason for my absence was just pure laziness lol! Hope your headache is gone now though :)

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    1. lol--Thank you, my headache is gone, thank goodness. :)

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