Thursday, August 4, 2011

Ugh, This Is Ridiculous

***NOTE: I posted this in the early evening hours, but it only showed up to me. Huh? This happened once before. I don't get it.

My brain is bored. It really doesn't want to think. Actually, it's downright refusing to think or be witty.  I'm convinced it's rebelling against my rather pathetic social life (i.e. nonexistent to an embarrassing degree social life).

At this moment, I would love to post something clever or devastatingly interesting, but...yeah, nothing.

So, I reckon you're about to embark on another mind dump post. Sorry about that.

* Now that my AMP shirt is broken in, perhaps it will work better for Dale. Last weekend wasn't bad--he had the lead for a time and even recorded the fastest lap of the race.

* Mascara ads bug me.  Do they really think we're that stupid to believe they aren't using false lashes on the models? I mean, really. You are so not going to paint on some mascara and get lashes that look like that.

* What's with my dreams lately? They are so screwy. Last night I had a dream about my toilet overflowing. Really? Is this as good as it gets now? Have my dreams even given up on something better than a crappy overflowing crapper?

* At about 2 a.m. the other morning, I heard a howl. At first, I thought my past-life werewolf date may have reemerged, but soon realized it was a very real animal howl. It was eerie as all get out.  Unless...Alcide?  Here, puppy, puppy.

Yeah, so, that's my post. *shakes head*


  1. haha, it seems you and i have the same mindset tonight! oh, and i have big frizzy hair tonight as well. fun times. :)

  2. Sounds like you need to go on a road trip!
    Vancouver Island is only a ferry trip away!
    nudge, nudge, wink, wink, hint, hint!

  3. Yvonne: Isn't it awful? lol Oh, no, not frizzy hair syndrome! UGH! I loathe poodle hair days!

    Carole: LOL-I've never been to Vancouver, but I hear it's gorgeous!!! I hope to visit one day!!!

  4. After reading about that horrific nightmare you had I probably won't be able to sleep myself.

  5. oh my gosh, i can't stand mascara commercials! for exactly the reason you specified. so unbelievable *shakes head*

  6. Dreams have a function, Miss Virgin. The function of that one was to make you glad when you woke up. How about leaving some scraps for the hungry wolf?

  7. The toilet represents your capacity to hold life’s shit.

    I’m not good with pressure - the longer I think about it, the longer it takes to come up with an interesting topic. We have to remind ourselves that we’re not trained seals, and that our blogs exist to service us, often sexually.

    Or maybe that’s just me.

  8. I think it'd be pretty cool to hear howling! Then again, that's probably because my favourite animal is a wolf :)

  9. You know, your social life might get more active if you "put out" once in a while...I'm just sayin'

  10. Oh my God, " puppy, puppy" Hilarious and I would have the same reaction! Made me laugh out loud.

  11. Elliot: I reckon it wasn't a nightmare-just a crappy dream. I couldn't resist. :)

    That 20 Something Virgin: Aren't they annoying?! Ugh.

    GB: I suppose you are right--I was certainly glad to wake up. Hmm, maybe I will. A pet wolf could be fun. ;)

    Drake: Oooh, I like that a lot!!! I'm going with your dream meaning--that it shows my ability to hold life's crap! Thank you for that! :)

    LOL--your blog services you, huh? Very interesting.

    I do the same thing. The longer I think, the more likely nothing will come to mind.

    Hazel: It was shocking (and a tad unnerving) before it became kinda cool. Wolves are beautiful animals. :)

    Eva: Yeah, I'm sure it would, but that's not me. Oh well. :/

    Barsola: :) It's amazing how, even in utter shock, my hormones overtake my rational mind and immediately go to the hot werewolf-man from True Blood.

  12. I'm gonna pull this on you - I think my social life is worse off than yours. lol I work three jobs, only know my co-workers in this town, and I can't stand bars so I don't go to them. *shakes head* I'm never gonna meet my sexy veterinarian or cowboy this way. lol

  13. Haven't caught any NASCAR practically all season. How's the leaderboard so far?

  14. J. Day: Then your sexy vet or cowboys will just have to find you! And he will! The setting is too perfect--small town, single gal...all that's left is the hot vet or cowboy.

    Teh Evil Penguin: The new points system this year is interesting, but a little confusing. The top ten in the chase are as follows:

    1. Carl Edwards
    2. Jimmie Johnson
    3. Kyle Busch
    4. Kurt Busch
    5. Kevin Harvick
    6. Matt Kenseth
    7. Jeff Gordon
    8. Ryan Newman
    9. Tony Stewart
    10. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.