Monday, December 5, 2011

Superhero Me!

So, here we go! Lex has given us a challenge: to create, write, and draw a superhero version of ourselves. Using your super power suggestions, I crafted my superhero self! And, um, after the Cowboys’ unbelievable loss (our coach basically iced our own kicker…and it worked.), I had to work out the tension and got a little carried away with this superhero challenge. *blushes* 

The Frisky Virgin, superhero-style


Code Name: The Frisky Virgin

Description: From the deepest, darkest corners of night to the blindingly bright rays of day, she moves, unnoticed by human eyes, watching, listening, and waiting. Delusional dizziness is doomed! Ignorance be gone! Douche-bags beware! Liar-liar pants on fire she shall declare!

Super Powers:

  • The brutal truth she speaks will penetrate your brain and replace the stupid with common sense and accountability. (Might have been useful for the Cowboys coach yesterday…icing your own kicker…just when you think you’ve seen it all).

  • Can move about unnoticed, completely invisible to human eyes (yeah, this is so a real power of mine)

  • Her palms mysteriously soaked the power of the Patronus and Petrificus Totalus charms from the pages of Harry Potter.  Together, they bind wrongdoers in an impenetrable web of freezing light and wispy blue jays (TFV’s Patronus). (Dang, I wish!)

  • By virtue of her own virtue, TFV is able to save women from giving it up to a lying douche-bag (and vice versa—save men from falling for a vicious, ill-intentioned, sight-setting, money-grubbing witch…’cause those do exist and they always seem to win…not anymore!).  (Kinda want a theme song now).

  • Irresistible to men when she chooses to be visible. (*snort* wish this were true).

Bonus abilities: Fly, super speed, and super strength. (really, who doesn’t want these?)


Tools:

*Bejeweled “V” on her belt: glows and vibrates [hey, if phones can be set to vibrate, so can my bejeweled“V”] to alert her of someone needing assistance; can also detach and be used as a smart-weapon (really, couldn’t this be some character on True Blood, minus the obvious cheesy bits?) 

Thank you, Lex! This was so much fun!!!

26 comments:

  1. Ha! This was great! The funny remarks make it even better! :)

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  2. Wow. This was spectacular!!!!! Especially the drawing!! I didn't know you were an artist!!! Although, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest given your creativity.

    BEAUTIFUL

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  3. Woah that's cool! Saving the world from one douchebag at a time.
    I still can't think of mine. Hmm...probably something to do with reading minds but then I don't want to seem like I'm ripping off Twilight...

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  4. LOL! This was awesome -- you're awesome! You're a very good artist, too. Wow, so cool. If ever I'm in need, I would love for TFV to rescue me! (Hey, that rhymed. Sorta.) :)

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  5. I LOVE it! Oh my word! Now I want you to draw a super hero version of me! Wow! You are good! I think you "nailed" it too FV. (and by nailed i just mean..uhm..nailed). ha!

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  6. Yvonne: :) Thank you so much. Seriously, I could use the irresistible power. :/

    Lex: Aw, I'm so glad you like everything, darlin'! Thank you so much--I enjoy drawing in my spare time and this idea of yours was such great fun! Thank you for such an incredible idea!!! :)

    That 20 Something Virgin: LOL--yep, one at a time! Imagine, a douchebag-free world! lol Mind-reading is an awesome power, though!

    David: Aw, thank you so much! *blushes* You are a sweetheart! And that totally rhymed! :)

    CatAndTheCoffeeCup: :) Thank you! :)

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  7. Rita: LOL--Serious laughing here over the nailed-nailed! LOL Good one!

    Thank you so much! :) And I would totally draw a superhero version of you!!! :)

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  8. OH MY GOODNESS!!!! It is great! I have no talent at drawing...plenty of other things creatively but drawing isn't one of them...and I LOVE THIS! Great job! Love the description too...you should so start a whole comic around her! :)

    I'll get in line for a super hero version of myself too! hahaha.

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  9. THIS WAS AWESOME. Superhero of the year award! :D

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  10. LOL! This was great.. I especially love your drawing.. you are really good!

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  11. Jewels: Thank you so much!!! Ooh, a comic book would be so much fun! lol Oh, you know I'd draw you as a superhero! :)

    Eva: :) Thank you!

    Anna: Wow, thank you!!! Superhero of the year award!!! Awesome! Move over Wonder Woman! ;)

    Alittlesprite: I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you so much! :)

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  12. I'm sorry to point this out because I really enjoy your super hero stories. And a comic should be born.

    But if you're at all familiar with the term "vajazzling"...then "bejeweled V" has an entirely different meaning.

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  13. Nice job, on the description and the drawing!

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  14. Carole: Aw, you're too sweet! Thank you! :)

    Chanel: I have absolutely NO idea what that means...heck, I don't even know how to pronounce it. It looks a little creepy. I don't want to know. Don't tell me. Seriously. But thank you for liking my superhero stuff. :)

    Jay: Thank you, super private detective-man! ;)

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  15. I love your superhero persona! Thanks for saving us all from all the douche-bags out there, lol!
    Great drawing, by the way! :)

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  16. The perfect bride for Superman, Miss Virgin. Lois Lane is no competition, she wasn't even a virgin, was she?

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  17. Frisky... you have GOT to google Vajazzling... LOL! I didn't know what it was either until recently...

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  18. That is great. Foiling douchebags everywhere!

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  19. Wow she looks amazing!! You're really talented! You've really upped the stakes so I gotta put a lot of effort into mine now lol!

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  20. Beliza: LOL--thanks so much! It was a lot of fun!

    GB: LOL-Oh, I'd so marry Superman. ;)

    Alittlesprite: Where do they come up with these words?! I swear, the word alone looks creepy to me--kinda scared to know what it means. lol

    George: ;) Thank you!!!

    Hazel: Aw, thank you, sweetie! LOL-no doubt you will do something amazing!

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  21. I didn't want to know it either. And now that I know about it I just laugh when I think about it. Because it's ridiculous. But if you ever get curious can can always look at Urban Dictionary.

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  22. OMG can you make me a superhero, too? lol I loved that drawing! I can barely handle a stick figure. (not kidding)

    Loved your super powers, too. I would have to be able to make a patronus (it would be a horse . . . lol)

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  23. Chanel: Well, if it's ridiculous and laughable, maybe I'll look it up. :)

    J.Day: Of course I can! :) Thank you bunches! Aw, a patronus horse! Love that!

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