Late Last Night: After watching Ghost Hunters on Syfy, I shuffled into the kitchen for my nightly handful of nuts. (Go ahead, insert the virgin/nuts jokes here).
I poured a small amount of nuts into a napkin, returned to the comfort of my La-Z-Boy, put on a little Angel, and began munching the nuts.
Somewhere between the desire to have Angel save me from, well, anything, and laughing at Spike (yeah, he's sexy, too), I chomped down on a God awful, sour-like nut.
I have no words for the flavor of this thing, but if I had to guess...hardened-sour-horse's pee might cover it.
God help me. It was the most disgusting little...GAG. And so began the gagging.
I promptly removed said vile crap from my mouth and began chugging milk.
Very. Bad. Combination.
Note to self: Hardened-sour-horse's pee flavored nut + milk = horrific taste befitting an ogre.
Mental Image: Tom Hanks, circa Big, just after eating the caviar. Yeah.
After some increased gagging, I grabbed a bottle of water and drank that thing like I'd just eaten dirt.
Did I purchase a jar of nuts manufactured by the makers of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans?
What can make a nut taste THAT bad? Just the thought makes me put a finger to my mouth. Ewy. Anyone ever had that happen with nuts?
Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't...sometimes you never will again--at least not for a little while.