Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Howler

*Note: Thought it might be fun to recall some of my more interesting dates, quasi-dates, meetings, whatever you want to call them. Soon, I will talk about my theory on the whole Accidental Enchantment vs. Seriously Screwed Up Curse. The following may be evidence of a curse.

Sadly, I'm not talking about Ron Weasley's howler in Harry Potter, although it would be pretty cool to get one, despite the whole, you know, scolding-yelling-angry-mom thing.

And, no, I'm not referring to some sexy werewolf-man a la True Blood. 

No, instead I'm talking about the questionably normal, human guy who, out of nowhere, stops to howl at the moon.  *pause for the WTF comment

After said howl (which was a pretty impressive impression of Alcide), wolf-wannabe-guy says, "That's what I like to do during sex.  It's hot."

Wondering about his mental state, I asked, "Do you believe yourself to be a werewolf?"

Laughing, wolf-wannabe-guy says, "No, of course not."

Ah, good to know. Excellent.

"But I was one in my past life."

Crap. I'm on a date with a past-life werewolf. Terrific.


  1. Ew, a past-life werewolf... well, looking positively at the situation, it beats a past-life librarian or past-life used car salesman on the interest scale anyday.

  2. mwhahahahaha. What a glorious man. And by glorious I mean really sad and pathetic.

  3. Run...run...run...WHAT A CREEPY MAN!That by far is the weirdest thing I've heard but then again I've been on some pretty weird dates but never one with a man claiming he was from a past life.....run lol

  4. LOL LOL LOL...... I don't even know what to say about that... Either go with it and howl with him, or find yourself a silver bullet darlin!!!

  5. Maybe he was joking...? Where do you find these guys?

  6. R.R.: LOL Guess you are right about that.

    Rebekah: If he was joking, he was awfully good at it. I was the recipient of a full lesson on everything past-life oriented. It's interesting and all, but...a past-life werewolf? Really?

    I don't find them--they find me, I swear. lol Thing is, they seem perfectly normal--this guy was an accountant for a reputable firm. Who would have thought?

  7. and he did this all with a straight face?! My gosh!
    Crap..I can't remember what show it was..but I think it was Tay Diggs and he was totally 'normal' but in his free time he liked to dress up like a bear and hang out in the park?

  8. BWAHAHAHAHA! And now WTF? I have no idea where you find these guys, but they make for great reading material. *smiles* -J

  9. Oh Frisky! I read these dates of yours and while I laugh at the craziness of it, I just feel so badly! I hope you'll have a great one soon!

  10. hahahha LMFAO-poor thing, thank god he did not try to scratch you or some shit

  11. Oh my goodness... this is TOO FUNNY! I can't believe guys like this actually exist!

  12. LOL. That's pretty wild for a first date. Did you join in the howling?